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The 10 Worst Things About The Noughties

31 Dec

Having run out of ideas completely I have decided to write the least original blog post ever…welcome to the 10 worst things about the years 2000 – 2009! (excluding war, terrorism and household appliances).

  1. The ‘noughties’

    2. Worst name for a decade ever (so far).

  2. Piers Morgan

    3. A vile man with all the personality of a dead badger (see also: Nick Griffin, Jeremy Clarkson)

  3. Crocs

    4. Special shoes for special people. You don’t even have to wear shoes, trainers will do or anything that doesn’t make you look like a hospital cleaner.

  4. Kate Nash

    5. Annoying, ginger, mockney excuse for a singer. “I hate seagulls and I hate being sick. I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits.” = music for the mespace generation.

  5. Ugg Boots

    6. Proof that girls only care about what other girls think and couldn’t give a monkeys about what men think.

  6. Bands getting back together

    7. If you haven’t spoken to each other or made any music for 10 years then you should call your tour the ‘Cashing in before we’re too old tour’.

  7. blogs

    8. There are now more blogs than there are people with more than 1 brain cell which explains rubbish posts like this.

  8. The ‘Credit Crunch’

    9. The most patronizing bit of dumbing down ever, because people couldn’t possibly understand a word a long and complicated as ‘Recession’.

  9. Reality TV

    10. People like to complain about reality TV but we only get what we deserve. If people didn’t watch it they wouldn’t continue to make it.

  10. Your mum joining Facebook